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How I got my stupid nickname
The shame of it!
Well, this is a first. I don’t normally take part or more to the point get invited to take part in Medium fun such as this. But I couldn’t resist having being tagged by Elle Rogers who wrote a hilarious piece on Diaper Shame, here it is in case you haven’t read it.
And now, for my attempt at self-deprecation for your amusement. I will throw my excuses in now, in the hope you will forgive me. I did try to think about how to express this in a tasteful way, but no matter how much I tried there is only one way to tell this short and until recently forgotten story. So please bear with me and if you are sensitive of topics of this nature please take this as a warning and look away.
Many years ago it was my final year at University and I was lucky enough to have secured accommodation on the University campus.
With it being my final year my parents and I understood that this would be a big year, with finals and a dissertation just around the corner. It was time to knuckle down and capitalise on the previous years of partying, I mean…